The 20 Disses
- Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up!
- They can't measure your intelligence. The scale won't go that low.
- Appearences can be decieving. Or in your case, disgusting.
- I promise not to make fun of your height. I would never stoop to that.
- I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more of you to dislike.
- I think you stepped on something smelly. Like your feet!
- I've seen tables with nicer looking legs than yours.
- Are you going to eat that apple, or gum it to death?
- Your mouth's the perfect size...for your foot.
- I've seen a nose like yours before, but it looked better on the baboon.
- Know what I like about your face? Me neither.
- Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.
- Why don't you do something different with your hair? Like, wash it.
- You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
- You'll never use your mind. You can't lose what you never had.
- You've made this date I won't forget...no matter how hard I try.
- I know why they call this a "blind date." Because now that I've seen you, I wish I were blind.
- You're like disposable diapers...always getting dumped.
- "What are you doing Friday night?" "Trying to forget you just asked me that."
- "What's he got that I havent?" "You want it alphabetically?"
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