A reflection on booze (Not written my me or Becky)
- "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
- "The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober."
- "Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time".
- "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol."
- "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
- "What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- "Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life."
- "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
- "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
- "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
- "Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
- "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- "If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
- "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
- "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
- "Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
- "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
- "You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor."
- And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw that it was good. Then God said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too much light."
- "To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group"
- "If I had all the money ive spent on booze........ I'll spend it on booze"
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