Bumpersticker Bonanza
- Boldly Going Nowhere
- Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
- Cover me I'm changing lanes
- Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
- Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
- Hang up and drive.
- He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Honk if anything falls off
- Honk if you're ontologically alienated
- How can I get in your way when you don't even have one?
- I brake for no apparent reason
- I don't brake.
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
- If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a Jeep)
- If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
- I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
- My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
- My other car has bumperstickers, too
- Question Appearances
- Question Authority
- Question Reality
- Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.
- Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.
- So many pedestrians so little time
- Subvert the Dominant Paradigm
- This bumpersticker exploits illiterates
- This is it, I don't have another car.
- This is Not an Abandoned Vehicle - on an old, rusted-out car with 2 plastic bags taped over where the rear windows used to be, parked in a shopping center.
- Today's Mood: Irritable
- Warning! I brake for hallucinations
- Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
- WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
- Welcome to California. Now Go Home.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
- You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
- If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
- Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
- 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
- Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
- JESUS SAVES . . . They Pass It To Lemieux . . .He Shoots..He..Scores!
- You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.
- Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
- Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
- My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
- GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
- IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
- >Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
- Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
- Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
- Honk If You Want To See My Finger.
- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- Support Cannibalism — EAT ME!
- God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
- I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
- I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
- Keep honking while I reload.
- Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
- Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
- 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
- EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
- Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
- If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
- If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
- Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
- Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
- Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
- Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
- My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.
- Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
- Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
- If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
- Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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