Chinese Proverbs

  1. Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
  2. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
  3. Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
  4. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
  5. War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.
  6. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
  7. He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
  8. It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.
  9. Man who run in front of car get tired.
  10. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  11. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
  12. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
  13. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  14. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  15. Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
  16. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
  17. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
  18. Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
  19. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
  20. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
  21. Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion
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  22. Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
  23. Man who sit on tack get point!
  24. Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
  25. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
  26. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
  27. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  28. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
  29. Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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