90 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
51. When ther's only one ther person, tap them on the sholder, then act like it wasn't you
52. Pretend the floor button gives you a shock. Smile, and go back for more
53. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones
54. Call a bondage 900 line from acell phone
55. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for your friend, after a while let the dorrs close and say, "hi Greg, how's your day been?"
56. Bing a rug and take a np in the corner
57. bounce a superball around the elevator
58. Light a cigarette
59. drop a en and when someone reaches to help pick it up, scream "THAT'S MINE!"
60. Stand in the corner, reading a telephone book, laughing uproariously
61. Bring a Camera and take a picture of everyone in the elevator
62. Move your desk into the elevator and when someone gets on. ask from behind your desk "Do you have an appointment?"
63. When the doors close, break out the duck tape and work firiously to tape the doors together. Ask for help too
64. Lay down a tister mat and ask people if they want to play
65. Bring a hammer and nails and hang pictures of yourself on the walls. Ask, "isn't a good picture of me?"
66. Leave your 12 foot long python alone in the elevator
67. Litter
68. Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on ask if they hear something ticking
69. Act like a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
70. Clean your gun
71. Ask, "did you feel that? I flet a rumber?"
72. Dressed in coveralls, get in a full elevator and when the door closes, push the stop button, post an out of order sign inside and go to work on the access panel, saying, "this may take a minute"
73. Push the call button, when the voice answers ask, "is that you, God?"
74. Stand really close to someone and sniff them
75. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's OK Don't panic... they open again"
76. Push your floor button with your tongue
77. Stand alone, when the doors open, tell anuone trying to get on that the car is full and that they should wait for the next one
78. Swat flies that don't exist
79. shoot rubber bands at everyone
80. when the doors open, pretend that you bounce off a force field when you try to leave
81. Ride naked
82. as people get on, ask for thier tickets
83. push the top floor button, and announce that you tried to kill yourself yesterday, but the other building wasn't high enough
84. if people are talking, ask them to be quiet
85. inquire about the Bears/ankees game
86. jump rope
87. bring a shovel and try to dig a hole
88. tell someone they've got a spot on their shirt, and when they look down flick them in the nose
89. tell someone that you can see their aura
90. call out "group hug!"

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