Top 10 Signs That It Is Time to Join E-Mailers Anonymous
- You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- Your firstborn is named Dotcom
- You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one
- You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop on your lap, and your child in the overhead compartment.
- You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
- You find yourself typing ''com'' after every period.com.
- You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
- You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
- You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
- Immediately after reading this list, you e-mail it to someone.
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