Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium
- You try to enter your password on the microwave.
- You now think of three espressos as ''getting wasted.''
- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
- You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, ''What's for dinner?''
- Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
- You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
- You didn't give your wife a Valentine's card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page.
- Your daughter just bought CDs of all the worst records your college roommate used to play.
- Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.
- You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And now sells for half the price you paid.
- The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
- Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags our of the backseat of your car.
- Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses.
- You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
- You refer to your dining room table as "the flat filing cabinet."
- Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
- You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
- You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
- You think a ''half-day'' means leaving at 5 o'clock.
- You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
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