Great quotes by great Women

  1. Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-
  2. Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. -Anonymous-
  3. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes -
  4. I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-
  5. A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-
  6. I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-
  7. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky-
  8. My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-
  9. Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-
  10. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-
  11. The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman-
  12. Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-
  13. Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-
  14. Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-
  15. I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited-
  16. If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-
  17. When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley-
  18. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-
  19. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-
  20. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne -
  21. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-
  22. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-
  23. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem-
  24. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
  25. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-

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