Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, I'm fantastic in bed.' That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, He's fantastic in bed.' That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm fantastic in bed.' That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm fantastic in bed.' That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, 'I hear you're fantastic in bed.' That's Brand Recognition.

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