One Liners
- Constipated People Don't Give A Crap
- Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself
- If You Drink Don't Park. Accidents Cause People
- If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut
- Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point
- My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant
- If you don't leave me alone I'll go find someone else who will
- If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass
- You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are alking To Me
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
- Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
- This would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happenig To Me
- Clevely Disguised As A Responsible Adult
- If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
- The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
- Illiterate? Write For Help
- Cover Me -- I'm Changing Lanes
- I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
- Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
- It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
- I Haven't Lost My Mind -- It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
- Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
- Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph .....Are Also Timed For 70 mph
- Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack open A Cold One
- Ax Me About Ebonics
- Body By Nautilus. Brain By Mattel
- Boldly Going Nowhere
- Cat: The Other White Meat
- Caution -- Driver Legally Blonde!
- Don't Be Sexist -- Broads Hate That
- Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
- Warning! Driver Only Carries $20 In Ammunition
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