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  1. March Planned For Next August
  2. Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
  3. L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
  4. Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
  5. Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
  6. Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
  7. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
  8. 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
  9. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
  10. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  11. Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
  12. Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

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