Actual Instruction Labels

ON A HAIR DRYER:Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT:Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.